Saturday, May 20, 2006
mweemwahhhh..well exams are almost over. I kinda consider them over already although we haven't had any chemistry paper yet.
Oh yeah Elliot was voted off American Idol. Expected, but still sad. :(. And i seriously miss CHRIS DAUGHTRY. He was much better than Elliot and Taylor. Was reading Times mag the other day, it seems that fans were threatening to boycott the show and asking for a recount of votes. Yeah it was that bad. ahaha.. but anyway Chris rockz.
Yesterday bio teacher was talking bout sperms. lol. I know i'm kinda late at this but i haven't actually celebrated my win in that field.
'I AM THE WINNING SPERM!!!!'
Among 500 thousand sperms, i was the only one who managed to get into the ovum!!
WHHEEE!!
The scene:
Me: Get out of the way! That's mine! (shoves Spermno.2 away)Spermno.2: Shut up! It's mine!! (pushes me back_Spermno.3: You're both idiots. I'm obviously nearer to it than you guys.Me: Yeah yeah whatever. (as spermno.3 approaches the ovum)Ovum: Jocesperm! I choose you! Come come come! (bio teacher said that researchers have this theory that the ovum actually chooses its sperms)Me: Yeay! (i swim my way into the ovum as other sperms cry out in grief)Whhhheee...
I AM
THE WINNING SPERM!!!!
buzz off you losers.
[jocelyn crapped @ 11:39 AM ]
4 Comments:
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lol.
+_+", not only 500 thousands larr u din pay attention at all in the class
i'm sorry. i forgot what juta and ribu stands for again so i got a little confused. I still don't know. lol.
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